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Thank you. You have 5 new voice messages. First new message, received Friday, February 13^th at 6:59pm.

“Hey, Pico. It’s me…umm, Veronica. I just wanted to call and check-in and see what you were up to…Honey, I wanted to tell you that I met up with Salma over here, she’s making a film, and she was telling me about this little island off the coast of Venezuela where she just bought a house. And it sounds so nice and sunny and she said I could go anytime and that actually the house right next to hers is for sale too, so maybe you want to go there with me when I get back from London and we could stay at Salma’s house and we could look at the one for sale cuz maybe we could buy it and have our own little piece of paradise. So anyway…call me back. I’ll talk to you soon, bye.”

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Next new message, received Friday, February 13^th at 7:01pm.

“Hey, it’s Veronica, again. I forgot to say thanks for sending me that hoodie. It’s your favorite and I can’t believe you’d part with it…it still smells like you. I sleep in it every night. Is that weird? Anyway, I love you, bye!”

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Next new message, received February 13^th at 7:35pm.

“I just realized I said ‘I love you’ in that last message…Call me back. Bye.”

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Next new message, received Friday, February 13^th at 8:01pm.

“Pico? It’s Grandma Chris. So remember how I was telling you that I got the Comcast installed and I borrowed the computer from the building manager? Well, they needed the computer back, so I couldn’t use it anymore, but the guy took me on this site called Craigslist.com and we found a used one that’s in really good condition for only 150 dollars, so I bought it. Well, then, I wanted to get a desk and chair for my new computer and I went back on Craigslist.com and guess what? I found a really great chair for only 20 dollars. So I called the number that was listed there and this woman answered and she said, yes, she has the chair still and she lives in Baltimore. And I thought, Pico lives in Baltimore, so I told her maybe you could stop by and pick it up for me. So give me a call and let me know if you can get that chair for me. I love you and I will talk to you soon.”

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 Next new message, received Satuday, February 14^th at 9:37am. 

“Okay, so I couldn’t sleep last night because I thought you thought I was this horrible stalker person and that you haven’t called me back because of the whole ‘I love you’ thing, but honest to God, it just slipped out. I wasn’t even thinking. I don’t love you…well, I do love you, but not like that…not right now…not yet…I don’t think…but I could…if you were into that sort of thing…I don’t know. Just forget I said anything. Just go back and erase all of these messages if you haven’t already. I hope you have…I am such a dork, I’m sorry. Please don’t be scared of me, I just like you a lot is all… Umm…bye.”

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Next new message, received Saturday February 14^th at 10:54am.

“Pico? It’s Grandma Chris. I haven’t heard back from you. Did you get my message about the chair? Well, I talked to the woman this morning and she said she could hold it for me until 3pm today. Otherwise someone else is coming to look at it and probably buy it. So call me back and let me know if you can go get it for me. And even if you can’t, I still love you because you’re my grandbaby. Call me back. Bye.”

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Next new message, received Saturday, February 14^th at 3:15pm.

“Well, it looks like she sold it to someone else. I’ll see if I can find another one. Also, happy Valentine’s Day. I forgot to say that earlier. Hope you’re having a nice day and enjoying lots of love. Maybe that’s why you aren’t calling me back. I hope you’re not in some sort of trouble. You know you can call me for anything you need. I love you, honey. Alright. Bye.”

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Next new message, received Saturday February 14^th at 7:03pm.

“No pressure, but happy Valentine’s Day. I love you.”

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