ARIES (March 20 - April 19) You can’t help but find yourself in bullshit situations. But truth is important to you and you should honor its importance by tuning out during bullshit and opening your pores when you sense that truth could be flowing in. Try something new this week. Nurture.

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) Pursue every crush and every tingle. Open yourself up to pain as a symptom of circulating blood.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You have recommitted to accessories, unnecessary beauty and expression, and I am so excited to see how you manifest it. Your resilient beauty is evident in the unwavering longterm love all over your life.

CANCER (June 21- July 22) Bathe thoroughly. Teach yourself through repetition. The quests towards your goals are multi genre. Look for synonym ways to get where you are headed.

LEO (July 23 - August 22) Have confidence: You move and choose with grace. Someone understands you beyond knowing and outside of words. Do not hesitate to lean, to feel love and to find strength.

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22) Some people like to sleep alone; some people don’t. Some people are sluts; some people aren’t. Some people just like to make out. In certain instances, it is best to play with people who are like you. This week don’t dwell on work and see what your mind wanders to with all that spare time.

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22) A new self-respect is birthing in you. Your posture is changing. You might feel a little awkward as you carry yourself newly, but do not long for the past because that comfort had limits.

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21) A newfound independence is revealing itself to you. There is no reason to stifle pride in yourself. New romance will feel better than it ever has. You may feel you know yourself more, and that may make relationships feel more honest, because you are more genuinely aware in them.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 20) Honing your skills of daily inner processing is very important right now. Soon a lot will come at you from outside that will seem difficult, or at least challenging. The changes could be wonderful, depending on your ability to morph yourself and to retain the nutrients from that which passes through and over you.

CAPRICORN (December 21 - January 19) Don’t be scared to feel good. Be as accepting towards yourself as you are toward others. Commit to sleep. 
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18) Focus on creation and follow-through right now. You are pretty much unstoppable: Make sure to see your successes so that you can celebrate them.

PISCES (February 19 - March 19) Strive to be shameless. It is time to deeply challenge yourself. Don’t worry about keeping it together; you have done that for long enough. Get messy and wet. Trust that the gentleness you have shown others in the past will be shown to you.

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