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Homoscopes
Homostrology 9/18/09
It has recently come to my attention that as a means of responding to what its leaders perceive as recent extra violence in the Mount Vernon area, residents and the GLCCB have contemplated inviting the Baltimore Police to set up a substation or have a permanent presence in the building. As an astrologist, I must say: This. Is. Not. In. The. Stars. This is a very bad idea. This is not a response to violence so much as it is a perpetuation of violence.
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Homostrology 8/20/09
LEO (July 23 - August 22) If you feel it is time for big changes, it is. It may be yourself or it may be your surroundings. Either way, you have the means to evolve there. Treat people around you tenderly. Exercise respect, gratitude and honoring. A physical change can energize momentum. ...Continue
Homostrology 6/25/09
CANCER (June 21- July 22)Kristi Yamaguchi. Pamela Anderson. Meryl Streep. Sandra Oh. Lil Kim. Anjelica Huston.Lindsay Lohan. Forest Whitaker. Courtney Love. ...Continue
Homostrology 6/11/09
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)a love from the past reinvigorates in you. ride it. lust. Confront self-reflection with brave honesty. cite mentors, honor elders, and persist in making love in all the gorgeous ways you do. play games. team sports. ...Continue
Homostrology 5/28/09
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) being your own twin offers much beauty and luxury. this is the month to indulge your vanity. each of you should hold each other at arms length and gaze. your output gets thicker and shoots further as you do. funnel your brutal honesty and evasiveness inward. watch yourself masturbate. cum on mirrors. wipe yourself on yourself. hold yourself with yourself. observe and realize and actualize how fucking exquisite you are. fucking. ...Continue
Homostrology 4/3/09
ARIES (March 20 - April 19) You can’t help but find yourself in bullshit situations. But truth is important to you and you should honor its importance by tuning out during bullshit and opening your pores when you sense that truth could be flowing in. Try something new this week. Nurture. ...Continue
